65 definitions by papermachete

What one screams in agony when one's eyes feel like needles.

Often shouted hysterically when hydrochloric acid, potassium permanganate, nitric acid, citric acid or some caustic or industrial chemical enters your eyes, and you can't help but scream in pain.
Greg Gregorius (after squirting orange juice in his eye): My eyes! They feel like needles!
Me: Here, let me gouge them out for you with this plastic spoon.
Greg: No, I'm quite fine, thanks.
by PaperMachete October 25, 2005
self-explanatory phrase used to say in polite terms something that could be said in a lot ruder fashion.
Please stop talking, my friend.
by papermachete November 01, 2005
What happens to a nutsack and schlong when all vitality is lost and the desire for sweet booty dissipates.
My nutsack shriveled when I saw the old guy bang the old lady.
by PaperMachete October 30, 2005
causing a lot of destruction or damage

a type of delicious dumpling used in soup or noodle soup found in Chinese cuisine
that holy hand grenade caused some wonton damage.

that wonton soup with rice noodles tasted delish!
by papermachete October 26, 2005
an interjection used to express surpise, frustration, pleasure, admiration, or awe
oo you touched my tralala.
by papermachete October 26, 2005
Really really really ridiculously boring.
That physics lecture was so boring ass, I fell asleep with my leg behind my ear and my finger in my ass.
by PaperMachete October 25, 2005
A way of describing a multiple choice test.

Especially if it's ridiculously hard.
Dr. Kuhn (Biology Teacher Extraordinaire): We're going to have a multiple guess test--I mean multiple choice test--tomorrow. Practice tonight by guessing what my favorite jungle animal is.
by PaperMachete October 24, 2005

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