Greg Gregorius (after squirting orange juice in his eye): My eyes! They feel like needles!
Me: Here, let me gouge them out for you with this plastic spoon.
Greg: No, I'm quite fine, thanks.
self-explanatory phrase used to say in polite terms something that could be said in a lot ruder fashion.
Please stop talking, my friend.
What happens to a nutsack and schlong when all vitality is lost and the desire for sweet booty dissipates.
My nutsack shriveled when I saw the old guy bang the old lady.
causing a lot of destruction or damage
a type of delicious dumpling used in soup or noodle soup found in Chinese cuisine
that holy hand grenade caused some wonton damage.
that wonton soup with rice noodles tasted delish
an interjection used to express surpise, frustration, pleasure, admiration, or awe
oo you touched my tralala.
Really really really ridiculously boring.
That physics lecture
was so boring ass, I fell asleep with my leg behind my ear and my finger in my ass.
A way of describing a multiple choice test.
Especially if it's ridiculously hard.
Dr. Kuhn (Biology Teacher Extraordinaire): We're going to have a multiple guess test--I mean multiple choice test--tomorrow. Practice tonight by guessing what my favorite jungle animal is.
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