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n. An acronym for Get Rid Of Slimy GirlS from Calvin and Hobbes
adj. Disgusting or inducing nausea or revulsion.
I can't stand girls; I'm joining gross.
Eating dog poo is gross.
Meaning the show/event has ended, this comes from the announcements that used to be made at the end of musician Elvis's concerts in order to get fans to leave the arena. Now we use this term anytime an event has ended.
Cindy: OHHHH, YEAHHH, OUUHHH, FUCK ME, CUM ON ME BABY!!!
Jacob (cums): Elvis has left the building (collapses on the floor).
I've got so much shit to do, pfff.
(v.) To slack off
by wasting time idely, sometimes through electronic means like video games, or through alcohol, doing absolutely nothing, or sleeping excessively. To goof off is to pass the time through the most unproductive means possible.
I completely goofed off in college, devoting my life to slime volleyball, Soul Calibur 3, and ultimate frisbee instead of academics. Now I'm a level 3 barbarian living in a shack by a tucked away creek in Intercourse, Pennsylvania. It was totally worth it.
I totally goofed off. It's three in the morning and I'm still reading hysterical defs on urbandictionary.com.
To goof off is to live life to the fullest.
(n.) 1. Something you do to disguise what you're saying to mock the person spoken to. 2. A hack, splutter, clearing of the throat.
(v.) To hack, splutter, or clear the throat.
*cough*Fuckin asshole cunthead cocklicker motherfucker!cough*
Dates back to 1850, but the exact origin is unknown. One theory is that it comes from the theater world, where musicians were in a pit in front of the stage, so "to face the music" was to turn towards the audience. Another theory says it comes from a Civil War military ceremony where an officer that is about to be cashiered is literally drummed out.
Come out and face the music. I know what you've been doing to my socks.