29 definitions by pantyteamaster

The type of shits that can be the result of binge drinking. Also can be the result of eating crappy fast food, or just being plain sick. Usually comes out your ass with the same texture as buttermilk. Hence the name buttermilk shits.
Man after eating those 7-11 Nachos they gave me the buttermilk shits.
by pantyteamaster May 01, 2009

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A term used when one goddamn is not enough emotion to show for a certain event. Could also be used to describe an act committed by an individual so bad or so stupid that one goddamn is not enough emotion to desccribe your exasperation. Could also be used whenever you see some fine ass woman.
Holy shit did you see that? goddamn goddamn that right there is some straight asshaterey.


You see that fine ass MILF? Yeah goddamn goddamn
by pantyteamaster April 13, 2009

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A term used in business or in other large organizations. If this term is used on you, then you are about to get fucked over in a such a way that will almost destroy you. Usually used by supervisors to their subordinates or can be used in peer to peer conversation.
Hey Bob I know you have been working here almost 15 years. Well you are a good guy and all but remember no matter what happens. It's Just Business. No hard feelings we can still be friends
by pantyteamaster July 12, 2010

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ice fishing in July

1. Doing something but not getting anything accomplished. 2. Not hitting on shit. Going 90 mph but sitting still. 3. Doing a pile of work for no particular reason and having nothing to show for it. 4. People who plan all these wonderful things do shitloads of work and nothing happens when the plan is put into motion. Imagine the fact that someone has planned an ice fishing trip in July. What sense does that make.
Man would you look at him sitting over there talking to that applicant. Yah I know man that joker is not qualified it's almost like watching someone ice fishing in july. You know he has like been planning all this asshaterey for the longest time...And guess what? It's not going to happen. Yeah like planning ice fishing in July. What a jackass.
by pantyteamaster August 05, 2009

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The type of luck whenever everything seems to be going right, then all of a sudden everything goes to hell in a handbasket at the worst possible moment.
Hey man how did that big sale go today. Well it was going good but then whenever they went to sign the papers I coudn't find them. I must have put them on top of the car and they blew away whenever I left the office. Man that right there is fey luck right there.
by pantyteamaster February 14, 2010

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MEPS is a term for Military Entrance Processing Station. Can also be known as the term Military Entrance Prevention Station. This place can either be a good place for an applicant entering the military or a bad experience. MEPS has a way of getting things out of someone that a recruiter could never fathom. No one knows how it's done but it gets done there. This place has different types of ball bag muskets at the ready
Hey man did you go to the MEPS today to join right? No man when I went down there they got it out of me that my mom told me I had asthma when I was younger and I told them. Wow how did that happen? I don't know but I heard that they pulled out the ball bag musket and shot it in my recruiters mouth. Yeah man that's some fey luck if I ain't ever heard it.
by pantyteamaster August 30, 2010

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A place that is usually where the higher headquarters are for your particular orginazation. If you have to go to this place for any reason, it can be a significant emotional event. The only reason you would have to go to such a place is if you have fucked up in some severe way. Although sometimes it can be for no reason. Sometimes the people at the top can just be lonely and they want to see someone in their office just so they can feel important.
Hey man where are you going today in a such a rush? Well I have to be Going to Mount Olympus today to go and see the man. You know how it is the big boss is feeling a little lonely and he has to justify why he exists. So I got to go see the man.
by pantyteamaster July 12, 2010

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