5 definitions by painful's mom

Top Definition
Used when you want to say that you would masturbate to something. Usually used be geeks because they know that they have no chance of actually having sexual intercourse.
Geek 1: Check out this picture of Jessica Alba!

Geek 2: I'd fap that!
#fap #masturbate #sex #painful #hannah
by painful's mom September 30, 2008
N. Something that is utterly disgusting.
Bro #1: Dude, did you see that Asian lady's fupa??

Bro #2: Aww bro, eww that's almost as gross as a black hannah.
#black #hannah #painful #beat #rank #nasty
by painful's mom June 29, 2009
term used for the choreographer in all male three-ways, a very difficult task.
Dude, we gotta call in the cockasaurus rex, I can't for the life of me figure out how to do an all-male threeway.
#cockasaurus rex #homosexual #gay #penis #threeway
by painful's mom July 08, 2009
what you say before you get raped, in hopes of jinxing the rapist, usually said in prisons.
the satisfier: you really for some tough anal lovin boy?

duke: make it painful.
#painful #make it #anal #rape #skweltch
by painful's mom July 08, 2009
An acronym for "laying a gay."
Painful: Fury, what are you doing?! Do you even know how to larp??

Fury: Lag

Painful: o0o0lAlA
#gay #homosexual #fury #painful #lag
by painful's mom July 07, 2009
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