5 definitions by painful's mom

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Used when you want to say that you would masturbate to something. Usually used be geeks because they know that they have no chance of actually having sexual intercourse.
Geek 1: Check out this picture of Jessica Alba!

Geek 2: I'd fap that!
by painful's mom September 30, 2008

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N. Something that is utterly disgusting.
Bro #1: Dude, did you see that Asian lady's fupa??

Bro #2: Aww bro, eww that's almost as gross as a black hannah.
by painful's mom June 29, 2009

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term used for the choreographer in all male three-ways, a very difficult task.
Dude, we gotta call in the cockasaurus rex, I can't for the life of me figure out how to do an all-male threeway.
by painful's mom July 08, 2009

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what you say before you get raped, in hopes of jinxing the rapist, usually said in prisons.
the satisfier: you really for some tough anal lovin boy?

duke: make it painful.
by painful's mom July 08, 2009

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An acronym for "laying a gay."
Painful: Fury, what are you doing?! Do you even know how to larp??

Fury: Lag

Painful: o0o0lAlA
by painful's mom July 07, 2009

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