1 definition by paganopolas

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A blufkin is when your girlfriend tells your she is going to give you a blumpkin and you go in the bathroom and start taking a shit and she runs in and steals the toilet paper.
My girlfriend pulled a serious blufkin on me last night and now my ass is raw as hell.
by paganopolas September 11, 2009

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