A nickname dubbed on Dragonforce
, due to the fact that they can only play their songs semi-decently in the studio and not live.
guy 1:"Hey Man, Did you hear The New drago- I mean, Studioforce album?"
guy2: "Yeah Man, it sounds EXACTLY the same like the last one did, i can't even tell the difference between the two! thats 20 bucks well spent!"
Canada's Giagantic Superweaon,
CN Tower can fire lasers out of the tip of the tower, bouncing off of a satelight mirror in the sky and can hit anywhere in the world at any given time.
the hudsons bay is actually consealing a gigantic solar pannel which absorbs sunlight and converts it into energy which is stored inside the sky dome (rogers center) , which can then be channeled to the CN tower to fire whenever Canada is in a crisis.
The CN Tower is the most powerful weapon on Earth.
The Game client that distributes games such as Half Life 2, Counter-Strike Source, Team Fortress 2.
Steam is actually a man named Steve who lives far away in the mountains in a little cabin. He controls the steam program but he's fucking retarded thus why steam crashes so damn often. Every now and then , his but buddy, Val( Valve) comes and gives him new programs, but he's so stupid he can't really operate new programs without crashing. So he passes out all the time trying to get these programs to work. Thats why steam is a piece of shit program.
That actor that all the ladies love. He Can charm any woman, he can turn lesbians straight, and straigt men gay. His name is impossible to spell. I'm surprised you found this definition. He Plays the same role in every movie : Ladies Man. Except in Reign Of Fire. He was a badass in that movie.
Girl1: matthew mcconaughey Is so sexy!
Guy1: I know!
the two scariest things ever conceived by man. Zombies, and Clowns.
If a zombie outbreak occured at a circus, you'd be fucked. You'd have to deal with a Zombie Clown. Or Worse; Zombie CLOWNS.
The complete Opposite of "No Homo"
A) When someone or yourself says something gay and you meant to say it
B) someone says something gay and you make fun of it
A) I fucking hate pool, i'm no good at getting my balls in holes! Response : Pro Homo.
B) I sucked for days on a lollypop to get the creamy center.
Dude 1: "Pro Homo"
Throwing a flashbang grenade at someone, having sex with them, and then giving a them a magical money shot to the face. So when they recover from the flashbang and can see again, they dont notice they're walking around with semen on theirface.
Person 1 : hahaha look at that dude hes got jizz on his face and he cant see where hes goign!
Person 2: Perhaps he was hit with Flashbangsexmagic