can be abbreviated to 'food fidgets
to the medical condition that
arises when one is watching a cooking programs late at night, and is overcome by the insatiable urge to eat gourmet dishes.
can be left untreated, or may even be aggravated by going into the kitchen, and realizing that none
of the food available
could ever be as good.
"Oh man, you have to change
the channel, any more Iron Chef and I'm going to have a raging case of food fidgets."
"I had to watch
some CSI, the dead bodies my mind
off my food channel fidgets."