Balend: A genetic throw-back. More commonly of low intellect, a creature
with limited vocabulary where the word
f**k can transmute and translate into multiple meanings
giving the garbled impression of a filth strewn sentence. Has great strength to rival
ten men and very aggressive to unknowns; to Balendify: To ridicule
those of immense stupidity simply with insults pertaining
to parentage; Plural: Balends: A group of idiots, more commonly found
on street corners drinking "White Lightning" from the bottle and occasionally mugging old ladies and smashing bus shelters.