One who is simultaneously
, and douche
is, a loathsome poser who either tries too hard to be liked and fit in, all the while oblivious to the fact that everyone
him insufferable; or who thinks that
he is in charge, again
no one respects him. The fagtouche's cringeworthy words and deeds make him the laughingstock among his peers.
"My boss is such a fagtouche; he pulled that nonsensical
policy straight out of his ass."
"Randy and Paul got in another pissing contest yesterday
over who's more in charge, and then afterward Randy came to us bitching about
what a cock
"God, what a pair
"Yo wassup dudes, can I hang witchoo?"
"Fuck off and die, fagtouche."
"Did you hear about that
guy who broke his ankles rollerblading?"
"Rollerblading is fagtouchey enough... the ankles are just icing on the cake."