28 definitions by p. kaltenbach
A gutter tramp is basically a sleazy chick with one look at her to surmise she probably has something that will make you sterile, impatent, or cause general havoc with your genitalia.
Nathan: So did you get with Antiona last night?
Me: No, she has to be a gutter tramp. And i think i got herpes sitting next to her too.
Me: No, she has to be a gutter tramp. And i think i got herpes sitting next to her too.
by p. kaltenbach March 9, 2007
A phrase a male uses when he is heavily intoxicated and wants to get a female's attention whilst whipping out his penis. Or in the case of pulling a look at it is just whipping out your penis whatever the situation.
Nathanial: Hey, Phil why don't you tell everyone the time you said, "LOOK AT IT".
Dude 1: So you pulled a look at it in the church?!?!?
Dude 2: Yeah, I don't know what came over me.
Dude 1: So you pulled a look at it in the church?!?!?
Dude 2: Yeah, I don't know what came over me.
by p. kaltenbach March 9, 2007
by p. kaltenbach April 6, 2008
The blueberries in out-of-package muffin mixes are really dead smurfs that have been stripped of their traditional clothing and put in an industrial food dehydrators. This is done to cut costs in the wake lagging muffin market of 1998 now just continued for the benefit of profit margin. They are gathered in Columbia by rebels to help pay for their Communist ambitions in the region.
by p. kaltenbach January 7, 2008
A virtual non-existant condition in the US since 99.9% of its citizens have access to shelter, food, and safe drinking water.
The welfare recipient complained about his poverty while watching his T.V. and enjoying microwaved taquitos. He had no idea of the abyssmal conditions elsewhere.
by p. kaltenbach July 11, 2008
Winner of the 1995 North American Fireworks prize for most impressive show of pyrotechnics in a public setting.
by p. kaltenbach January 13, 2008
An enormous inefficent bureaucracy that saps the U.S. money and time. Easily corruptible with nepotism, simony, and fraud that is rampant. Has proven not to prevent anything and is slow in reacting to any situation. The point of the U.N. is to stop war however just ends up dragging a shit load more troops to war (i.e. Korea) if they ever decide to go. If they don't feel like committing then a disobeitiant country can usually do whatever it feels like.
The UN decided to bicker for three years about various genocides hundreds of thousands died in the meantime, millions displaced, and plenty of money wasted. In short, the UN should be scraped as a governing body.
by p. kaltenbach December 4, 2007