18 definitions by p mammen

A vacation where everything seems to be going wrong.
Our luggage was lost, the hotel sucked, it rained the whole time, we all got sick. It was pretty much a lamecation!
by p mammen August 2, 2009
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The job of being a mistress. Similar to how a waitress would say she performs waitressing for a living.
I've been mistressing with the same guy for 10 years now. The guy just can't get the balls to leave his wife.
by p mammen January 25, 2013
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When just one flush is not enough to get the job done!
Dude, it must have been that late night taco stand, I had a serious double-flusher this morning. I'm just sayin.......
by p mammen August 20, 2011
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The act of going around mischievously.
I came home and found my cat mischiefing around my apartment. I bet he sprayed on something or got into something he wasn't supposed to. He just had that guilty mischiefing look on his face.
by p mammen October 3, 2013
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Skiing while under the influence of alcohol and/or drugs.
Dude, I probably shouldn't have spent 2 hours drinking beers during lunch. I was so ski-nebriated that I could barely make it down the mountain without killing myself.
by p mammen January 2, 2012
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I've been trying to make a little personal time but due to masturcrastination I haven't gotten myself off in a week!
by p mammen July 29, 2009
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The fear of being stuck in IKEA and not being able to find your way out.
There's no way that I'm going back to IKEA. I spent an hour in that maze of a store trying to escape. My wife says I have a case of IKEAphobia!
by p mammen October 25, 2009
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