1 definition by orbkcidymkcus

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Getting poked in the eye with a penis, and, therefore, not being able to see out of that eye. Usually occurs during fellatio.
My girlfriend tried to give me a blowjob on a roller coaster, and she ended up losing a headlight.
by orbkcidymkcus March 14, 2013

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