The coolest beach town you'll ever go to!
Home of the prettiest girls, superstar athletes, and intellegent minds! Other people diss Port Aransas because they are so outstanding
! They throw the sickest parties, midnight cruise, and go to the beach everyday!
Some of the greatest people you will ever meet attend Port Aransas High School
Guy: Hey man we should go to Port Aransas!
Man: Hell Yeah
dude I hear the girls are beautiful
and that all the people there are super good at sports and are incredibly intelligent
Guy: We should go to school there instead of this inbread piece of shit