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A long, boring drawn out expression of rage the human male expresses when he notices that life and the world didn't give him what he deserves, such as the perfect career, car, life, etc. Sometimes starts as young as 25, generally crops up when the late 30s are reached - either expressed in annoying (to women) outbursts of rage and self-pity or (equally annoying to women) a red convertible.

See: making an ass of oneself.
"When Ronnie reached the age of 45, he realized that he wasn't going to be a rock star genius super hero fireman with six pack abs and thick, curly hair, so after raging at the people around him for what he didn't have instead of appreciating what he did have (a paid for house, a dog that loved him, a wife and kids who worshiped him, and an IRA), Ronnie threw a mantrum: he divorced his wife, bought an expensive toupee, a corset, a red sports car, and a barely legal blonde."
by oone July 14, 2009

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