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kristina is a name given to someone who is gorgeous.she is a curious bright woman with goals and expressions that make you laugh beyond control. she is someone when your down and feeling rather shitty she can brighten even the darkest of days. this name is only given to those who only think of others and rarely of themselves. those who believe that happiness is to be deserved not just given. those who think beyond the usual. who crave for more. someone who is extreamly sexual and kinky as hell. theyre the godess of our wet dreams and the wifey we all wish we could have. kristinas are the shit. theres no arguement there.
dude 1: "man why is it every girl i meet named kristina a freak in the bed?"
guy 2: "dude its cuz all kristinas are freaks,theyre the best when it comes to women."
dude 1: "well fuck. i wanna marry this girl!"

--true story. :]
by oodlay_pudding November 21, 2010

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