Hipster 1: "Hey, man, have you heard of <obscure band>?"
Hipster 2: "Yeah, I used to like them, but now they've sold out. I like their old stuff, like <obscure song from obscure band>. Hey, have you been to <local thrift shop>?"
Hipster 1: "Yeah, but I don't like how they carry stuff from <popular clothing brand>. Clashes with my ironic mustache
, you know?"
Hipster 2: "Uh-huh. Hey, listen, aren't hipsters terrible?"
Hipster 1: "Yeah, I was into hipsterism before it was cool. Now it's too mainstream
. It's a good thing we're "Bohemian," and not hipsters."