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2 definitions by onesock

 
1.
To rub your scrotum all over something. Most commonly used when referring to the Transformers toyline.
#1 - "Dude, did you hook up with Julie?"
"Yeah, and after the sex I Peaughed her face."

#2 - "I'm going to take a picture of me Peaughing Megatron!"
by onesock July 22, 2008
 
2.
(Noun) A person who only wears one sock on their right foot, but not on the left. Or vise-versa.
"So yeah, I wasn't wearing any socks."
"Really? Well I tend to be a onesock."
by onesock May 10, 2007