3 definitions by onesadpandabear

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came out of porcupine vagina, jerk-oholic, like to dance like a shawty, la cucaracha, photoshop master, sexy caramel, tweezy, parasite
Featus, where are you Featus?

The Featus Jerk today on top of CLA building.

Im going to cut the tube featus?

Featus is a parasite
by onesadpandabear February 04, 2010

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The best super glue on the planet, a life saver, and when it is combine with insta-cure it is like magic, instantaneous joints that is unbreakable

Life saver to elmer

The lifesaver to architecture student at cal poly pomona

superglue, instantly cure on contact within seconds
i totally maxi-cure my hand today

Lets go to Carpe Diem and get some maxi-cure

so one jacked my Maxi-cure

Maxi-cure is a must in architecture

Maxi-cure one thing you will find at every architecture students desk

Who doesnt love maxi-cure
by onesadpandabear February 05, 2010

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a term refer to a person who have a relationship both with their dad and mom...

as insult that can be thrown at both sexes, a combination of motherfucker and fathersucker
you are a motherfucker fathersucker,

go and fuck yourself, you motherfucker fathersucker
by onesadpandabear February 06, 2010

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