The man behind many of Nickelodeon's current live action shows. He's freaking creepy. He's kind of like if Joss Whedon was less talented and into little kids.
Ginny: I just saw the new episode of Drake and Josh last night!
Murphy: Dan Schneider made that. He's a creepy guy.
Ginny: His shows are a lot better than Joss Whedon's.
Murphy: Blasphemy! (Throws holy water in Ginny's eyes)