Recently deposited pile of canine excrement.
Shana knew it was time for the dog to come back inside, after she observed a Hot Jackson steaming in the snow.
The end result of a dog ingesting a long hair - a turd swinging from a dogs ass, by a long hair, which is still inside the rectum.
Fido must have ingested a hair, while he was licking the carpet last night, because he had to fight to free a Dangling Mandy this morning.
A build up of miscellaneous dingleberries, typically found around the anus.
After days of improper hygiene, John had Troglodyte Salad stuck in his ass hairs.
The remnants left in the toilet after a person shits, and fails to flush.
Shaina began to gag, after entering the restroom, and discovering a Steaming Marge floating in the toilet.
Person who pisses their pants when force is applied.
Jim had a Caspian Cascade after he was kneed in the stomach!
The remnants left in the toilet after someone shits, flushes, but does not verify that the contents, have, indeed, been evacuated from the bowl.
After entering the restroom, Brian was appalled to discover a Steaming Molly.
Person who drinks from a toilet.
After observing Barbara drinking from the toilet, Eric realized that she is a Thirsty Gypsy.