3 definitions by omg i am wtf leet

Top Definition
To masturbate or beat off.
Trent: what are you doing tonight? wanna come to this party?

Mike: ask me later im batting
by omg i am wtf leet November 11, 2007
Doing "a hobbo" is comprised of 3 essential parts:

a) a strong sex drive
b) an ex-girldfriend and or slut
c) masturbation

To succesfully do 'a hobbo' one must be extremely horny and begin mastubating. Within 5 minutes of masturbation a text message is sent out to one or many ex-girlfriends from the past who may or may not be ugly as sin.

A casual sex encounter is arranged for later that night with both parties in agreeance.

Whilst the ex/slut is powdering her nose, having a shower and deciding what to wear for the night (which takes on average between 3-5 hours), the male becomes overwhelmed by his sex drive (also known as ants in pants and furiously masturbates til climax. In some cases, depending on how long the male must wait, this can be repeated multiple times.

By the time the sexual encounter is ready to take place, the male has lost interest and calls off the date to move onto bigger and better things such as the sean treatment.
Mike says (6:42 PM):
fuck i did it again

Mike says (6:42 PM):
i was horny so i semi organised a root with my ex tonight

Mike says (6:42 PM):
but i got over excited, .. i had 3 bats in the last half hour

Mike says (6:42 PM):
and now i dont wanna go

Sean (6:43 PM):
ROFL u did a hobbo on her
by omg i am wtf leet November 11, 2007
To be completely overwhelmed by your sex drive so much so that you cannot focus or do anything else until mastubation is complete. Often times young males may experience ants in pants up to 3 times consecutively.

Also known as Anty Panties.
Mum: Excuse me son, how about you do some study! Your exams are soon!

Hutz: Stfu im batting.

Mum: Sounds like someone has a case of ants in pants

Hutz: I SAID STFU
by omg i am wtf leet November 11, 2007

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