1. What you do when you hurt yourself and want the open lesion to be prevented from infection/heal faster.
2. An amazing melodic death metal band from Cleveland, Ohio. Formed on 9/11 which makes them that much fucking cooler.
1. Gee whiz, I do hope my bear-wrestling lacerations heal quicker if I salt the wounds, because it sure does hurt like a mother fucker!
2. I'm going need a new pair of undies after listening to I Swear The Visine Is For My Allergies.