16 definitions by omar o. ungh

Top Definition
How far one is willing to travel to have sex.
Otherwise I'm not particularly fond of her, but she stimulates my sex drive to the point I'm willing to burn a tank of gas to tag it.
#sex #drive #travel #tag #horny
by Omar O. Ungh July 13, 2010
Damn, I just put a new roll on yesterday! That crack of yours should be smoothed over with as much ass polish as you use!
#toilet paper #buttwipe #shit tickets #ass wipe #charmin
by Omar O. Ungh March 05, 2011
Any publication for males dedicated to how to be a man.
You read GQ? Look, being a man is, or it isn't; if you need a man-ual you may as well be reading Cosmo.
#gq #metrosexual #fag #unmanly #wimp
by Omar O. Ungh May 13, 2011
The best way to deal with a problem.
When life gives you dilemmas, make dilemmanade.
#dilemma #predicament #solution #alternative #problem #quandary #fix #difficulty #mistake #pickle
by Omar O. Ungh January 19, 2011
When you have to pee really bad but are stuck in traffic and just can't hold it any longer.
I really shouldn't have stopped for that beer after work because the freeway was jammed and I had a traffic accident- now I have to get the car detailed to get the piss out of the seat.
#wet yourself #pee pee dance #urinate #incontinance #piddle
by Omar O. Ungh October 06, 2010
Cleavage displayed to draw attention of admirers as to inspire them to sing their praise.
Hallelujah! That push up bra on Maria sure gives a great display of gleevage!
#boobs #breasts #cleavage #ta-tas #jubblies #fun-bags
by Omar O. Ungh July 24, 2010
An unwanted advance from someone you'd never consider intimacy with. Pronounced with a vomit-in-the-throat accent.
That granny skank just cornered me, rubbed her slag tits on me, put $10 in my pocket, said she'd blow me...then spit her teeth into her drink and grinned. That's an awffer- oh gawd (sipping beer)- I'll never be too drunk to refuse.
#awful #original cougar #awfher #importunate #slag tits
by Omar O. Ungh September 28, 2011
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