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Nat Wolff is 13 years old and stars as himself on the hit Nickelodeon series, The Naked Brothers Band, based on the 2005 indie movie which he also starred in. Many of the U.S.'s tween/early teen girls practically worship him and bite the heads off anyone who doesn't like him.

In my opinion, he cannot act, sing, or write music to save his life. He sounds like he's reading off a teleprompter when he acts. He sounds like an 8-year-old girl when he sings (oh, and he goes off-key a lot, too). I must admit, the music he writes isn't that bad for a 13-year-old, but his lyrics are what get me - they're all either banal or nonsensical. "We've got the music in our hearts / Magic seasons and then we're done" (If That's Not Love)? "If you're gonna treat me that way then I'm out / If you're gonna leave me that way then I'm out / I won't take your crying anymore / I won't take your whining anymore / 'Cause I'm out" (I'm Out)?

He is also rather unattractive too. He is in desperate need of a haircut (he's starting to look femmy), braces (don't get me started on those crooked teeth), and a shower (he looks really sweaty and gross sometimes).

He'll be yesterday's news in about two years. His show will be canceled and he'll become a prostitute to keep some money in the bank.
Nat Wolff is extremely untalented, ugly, and annoying.
by olopido January 14, 2008

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