I'm sorry I'm late boss but I got busfucked an unprecedented 3 different times on the way to work.
Dude, we've been
busfucked for over 20 minutes. I'm thinking about running over the next fucking kid that
gets on that damn
bus. I'm sure the judge will
Bro I got busfucked and missed my train
so I'm gonna chill and drink some
gold tops in my car till the next one comes.