1)A place infested with non educated dilinquents or "NED's" know as townies. An example of this is a place know as Worthing or "Hell" to its residents.
2)A roadworks hole with a half unconcious townie in who fell into it after drinking too much wine straight from the bottle like a hobo. Unfortunatly (for the townie) when this scenario last occoured it was right outside school and moments later he was removed from the hole towards almost certain death, poor little bugger i salute you.
I live in a townie hole, please kill me!