5 definitions by ohbeejuanjayobee
Cock Squatting is the act of claiming a penis when it doesn’t belong to you. This is similar to how a dog marks its territory, by urinating on shrubbery. Some women after a one night stand believe the penetrating penis belongs to them, and will prevent other women from catching a ride. This type woman is also known to facebook stalk. Use caution when dealing with these creatures.
To cock squat.
To claim someone else's property.
also written as cock squat'n.
To cock squat.
To claim someone else's property.
also written as cock squat'n.
Tommy B: Yo playa, I heard you and Jenny were getting serious.
Playa: Hell no B, she just cock squatting. Now she scare'n all the other honeys off. Fuck that crazy bitch.
Playa: Hell no B, she just cock squatting. Now she scare'n all the other honeys off. Fuck that crazy bitch.
by ohbeejuanjayobee August 19, 2011
When a hit from the bong is too strong and you cough up excessive amounts of saliva.
Passed tense: spewfed or spewft
Passed tense: spewfed or spewft
Jason: Here bro hit this. Just be quiet, I only have enough for us
Alex: Word..Man this some good shit (while enhaling)....cough cough gag ekhm ekhm (as spit fills the air)
Jason: Damnson way to give away our location, next time warn a brother that you spewf
Alex: Word..Man this some good shit (while enhaling)....cough cough gag ekhm ekhm (as spit fills the air)
Jason: Damnson way to give away our location, next time warn a brother that you spewf
by ohbeejuanjayobee August 14, 2015
The word Boykin is derived from the word boinking. It is usually used to describe a person with such swagger and sex appeal that many seek for pleasure. Synonymus with pimp, hustler, player and the man.
by ohbeejuanjayobee January 5, 2011
When a woman claims a man without him seeking to be in a relationship. This is mostly to prevent him from getting other women in the hopes that he'll come back to the cock squatter in desperation.
I slept with her one time, wtf?
look out holmes, she's trying to cock squat!
cock squatting what a bitch
look out holmes, she's trying to cock squat!
cock squatting what a bitch
by ohbeejuanjayobee August 19, 2011
Contrary to common belief the doering is not a ringing of a doe nor a piercing of a female deer. A doering is a strange and awkward hiccup that resonates for miles. It tends to be repeated multiple times within a few seconds. It has been known to cause catastrophic damages to ear drums, VW's and buildings. If at anytime you believe a doering is occurring, take cover and don safety equipment (eg hearing protection).
Jason: what is that awful sound?
Lauren: Oh it's that odd blonde girl doering again.
Jason: my gosh, its strange and loud.
Lauren: Oh it's that odd blonde girl doering again.
Jason: my gosh, its strange and loud.
by ohbeejuanjayobee April 29, 2016