1 definition by offensiveotis

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Anglo-Saxon American Princess. An American female who thinks she's nature's crowning achievement and that the world revolves to make her happy. COMPLETELY unhumbled by historical and/or genealogical factors that might make a JAP slightly less arrogant. May include assimilated and reconstructed Irish and/or German Catholic descendents but not southern/eastern european in any event. References "as soon as possible" as this is the kind of service expected in all situations.
That country club bitch is a real ASAP-
by offensiveotis December 31, 2009

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