American Princess. An American female who thinks she's nature's crowning
achievement and that the world revolves to make her happy. COMPLETELY unhumbled by historical and/or genealogical factors
that might make a JAP slightly
less arrogant. May include assimilated and reconstructed Irish and/or German Catholic descendents but not southern/eastern
european in any event. References "as soon
as possible" as this is the kind of service expected
in all situations.