205 definitions by octopod

Agitated, upset, anxious. Cf. knickers in a twist.
Bitch, so I sold your children for crack! Don't get your panties in a knot!
by Octopod November 07, 2003
Alcoholic beverage drunk the morning after a bender as a hangover cure. Time for a twelve step program.
F. Scott woke up at 10:00 and treated himself to a hair of the dog that bit him.
by octopod November 05, 2003
To eat gluttonously; to consume mass quantities like an animal.

From German and Yiddish "fressen", "to eat (referring to an animal)", as opposed to "essen," "to eat (referring to a human being)."
Sol and Sam were at the deli, fressing away on huge pastrami sandwiches.
by Octopod November 15, 2006
Balls, testicles (Italian); meaning courage, strength of character, masculinity. See break my balls
That Kerry, he was in the war, but in politics he ain't got no coglioni
by octopod April 27, 2004
Impermeable. I.e., watertight.
My English teacher is tighter than the proverbial duck's ass.
by octopod March 04, 2004
1. Catamite, an adolescent homosexual "mistress."
2. A sycophant, yes man, or brown nose.
A certain singer's butt boy ratted him out to the cops.
by octopod November 23, 2003
Morning erection or hard-on combined with a need to urinate. The need to drain the lizard is not, in reality, the cause of the phenomenon.
I woke up with a piss hard-on, so I went out to the balcony of our hotel room, took a leak into the pool below, went back into the room and started to do her through the back door before she even was awake
by octopod July 24, 2004
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