1 definition by obstreperer

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When you take a shit (or pee for the ladies) in the woods and wipe with poison ivy or sumac and get a rash on your hole and taint.
Oh dude, remember when I crapped in the woods? I totally used the wrong leaf and I totally have Ivy Bridge....
by obstreperer September 02, 2011

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