5 definitions by oLi135790264

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someone who seduces other people.
me: i totally seduced this twenty year old the other night
friend: no way! you're only sixteen!
me: i know, i'm such a seductionist
by oLi135790264 July 31, 2010

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a mix between twat and nonce, or just generally a name you can call people who annoy you. generally used with msn, aim etc to describe flirting over it as the person may be flirting which is twattish but not a nonce
girl 1: my god dave was being a right twonce last night on aim!
girl 2:yeah what a tard
by oLi135790264 June 03, 2009

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to magically grow a penis

(either a man or a woman can do this)
(the man can only do this if he hasn't got one)
advert voice: DO YOU NEED A NOB? . . . THEN COME DOWN TODAY TO FRANK'S NOB GROWING EMPORIUM WE'VE GOT POTIONS THAT'LL NOBIFY YOU RIGHT UP!!
by oLi135790264 May 27, 2009

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a device used to beat up chavs, the same as any old hammer except it's only used to beat up chavs.
chavhunter no 1: yeah man, i happy hammered that chav with my trusty chavhammer
chavhunter no 2: nice one man, they almost got me the other day, but then with my trusty four kilo chavhammer i took out 5 of them and the rest ran away
chavhunter no 1: sound
by oLi135790264 September 08, 2009

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a really annoying glitch one comes across whilst gaming, comes from glitch bitch
(gamer hits into a tree and goes flying across the map)
gamer: WHAT A BLITCH, FML
by oLi135790264 September 29, 2009

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