When the driver pushes the window lock button before farting thereby fumigating the entire car.
Mike ate three 7-11 hot dogs then performed a vehicular dutch oven. We almost hurled.
A slice of pizza eaten while waiting for a full pie to be cooked.
Sal: I'm here to pick up two large pies and a small antipast
Vinny: Five more minutes
Sal: OK, give me a warm up slice while I wait.
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