A delicious, "hole"-some breakfast consisting of eggs, which are scrambled to oblivion in a female's vagina with your cock. The mixture is then cooked in a frying pan or on a skillet, and served scrambled or omelet style. (Also see: Twat-omelet
Here's how to make one:
1) Find a willing and naked female participant. If the female is not naked or willing, halothane
or a slow gas leak may help this
her lie down with her back on the floor, propping herself up and spreading her legs open so she resembles the letter 'Y'. (Speaking of which, if she asks, "Why?", tell
her to STFU before you give
her a Jelly Donut
3) Crack three large eggs into
a bowl. Do not beat or whisk yet; that's in Step 7.
4) Insert a funnel into
her vagina and carefully
pour the cold, raw eggs into
it. Watch her wince and shudder as the chilly slime slips
deep down inside of her. Awesome!
5) Remove the funnel when
all contents have drained into
her vagina. Some bubbling/gurgling may occur. Let it sit for 5 minutes to warm up.
funnel makes a dandy hat - wear it for comedic effect.
6) Now, stuff your
that stench-trench and rapidly fuck her non-stop for at least 10-15 minutes to adequately scramble
the eggs. Not HER eggs - the other ones.
7) Continue to steadily pound
her, occasionally pulling out to check the consistency
of the mixture; it should be hot and frothy when
ready. At this
point, internal ejaculation is encouraged, but only if you won't be eating the finished product. That would
8) Providing the female is conscious, have her carefully
a pre-heated & pre-buttered frying pan, and purge the frothy, mucousy contents out of her twat
the hot skillet. This
a satisfying "splarsh" sound, followed by a bubbling sizzle.
participant is an unconscious
one, you may use a ladle
*If you have a penchant for contracting foodborne illnesses,
you may use a straw
to siphon it out, mouthful
9) You can now cook this
as you would
any other egg-based breakfast
can be scrambled with a fork or formed into
an omelet. Add any vegetables, cheeses, or meats of your
choice. Not YOUR
meat - the other ones.
10) Cook over
medium heat until
fully cooked. Salt & pepper to taste. Serves two.
*Serving suggestion: You may want to garnish by blowing a hot gooey
load all over
the top, as you would
present a Hollandaise sauce, and make her lick
the plate clean after she eats it all. Upon serving, be sure to say, "Bon Appétit, bitch!"
Vicki: Hey, so what happened with that drunk girl from the bar last night-- did you drive her home?
Will: Yep. My home.
Vicki: Oh. Typical.
Will: Hey, I was a perfect gentleman-- I even made her breakfast
Vicki: Awww, that's sweet! What'd you make her?
Will: A nice Portuguese Breakfast
Vicki: Ah. I take
it she won't be coming back to THAT bar...
Vicki: Wow, you ARE evil.
Will: The Internet made me evil.