Here's how to make one:
1) Find a willing and naked female participant. If the female is not naked or willing, halothane or a slow gas leak may help this process.
2) Have her lie down with her back on the floor, propping herself up and spreading her legs open so she resembles the letter 'Y'. (Speaking of which, if she asks, "Why?", tell her to STFU before you give her a Jelly Donut for breakfast.)
3) Crack three large eggs into a bowl. Do not beat or whisk yet; that's in Step 7.
4) Insert a funnel into her vagina and carefully pour the cold, raw eggs into it. Watch her wince and shudder as the chilly slime slips deep down inside of her. Awesome!
5) Remove the funnel when all contents have drained into her vagina. Some bubbling/gurgling may occur. Let it sit for 5 minutes to warm up.
*BONUS: This funnel makes a dandy hat - wear it for comedic effect.
6) Now, stuff your cock into that stench-trench and rapidly fuck her non-stop for at least 10-15 minutes to adequately scramble the eggs. Not HER eggs - the other ones.
7) Continue to steadily pound her, occasiona...