"Help, I thought this was a good idea!"
(regarding other fruit: especially a mango. this gives one +3 points... with sticky rice on the sacrum and coconut creme on there dripping down)
"Actually having a mango eaten out of my ass sounds pretty hot... wtf? +3 points nonetheless"
Can be used to describe punishing someone for not understanding the need to listen to Fiona Apple's music as a release valve for emotional pressure... said someone needs an apple in their ass.
Can also be used to describe being pegged by Fiona Apple...
"and pop an apple in his ass" - Flight of the Concords