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6 definitions by number 1 wee haggis by the way

 
1.
the best film I will ever see
You say what one more time. Go ahead, say it!

Don't snort heroin up your nose
 
2.
When god makes something happen. A prime example is when in the 2001/02 season when west brom had to win at bradford in the 2nd last game of the season to be in the front seat for promotion ahead of deadly rivals wolves. We never really looked like scoring, but then out of knowhere, the ball was hoofed into the box, and bob taylor was fouled and we had a penalty!! Igor balis slotted it way and we went up next weekend. Cheers god, I owe you one.
You couldn't have written a bettewr script for the last day

I believe divine intervention scored that penalty
 
3.
what west brom fans call wolves fans. dingles are actually that scummy family off emmerdale. see the resemblence?
slap a dingle, slap a dingle, na na na na na na na

the dingles are the shite of the black country
by number 1 wee haggis by the way April 01, 2005
 
4.
wee haggis is a wee scottish legend.
wee heegis bee the weey!!

do you seel heegis?
by number 1 wee haggis by the way April 02, 2005
 
5.
one of the best wingers in the country. easily the best ukrinian player alive (well, they don't really have many good players) and he plays for the mighty west bromwich albion!!
gera! gera! gera!

gera = world class (a bit)
by number 1 wee haggis by the way April 02, 2005
 
6.
seals are what west brom fans call villa fans because of that stupid motion they do when they sing 'villa! villa!'
seals are scum

seals fans are fickle
by number 1 wee haggis by the way April 01, 2005