1. A better alternative to the "punch buggy"/"slug bug" game. Instead of yelling "punch buggy"/"slug bug" when a Volkswagen bug is seen, you yell "smart car!" and proceed to kick
person in the nuts, even if you are driving
or the nearest
person to you is driving
. If the person who is to be kicked is a girl, a kick
in the ovaries works just as well.
2. A phrase shouted when an awkward silence
needs to be broken.
1.Jon: "Hey, isn't that one of those new fuel-efficient...
CAR!!!" *kicks Jon in nuts*
Jon: *writhing in pain* Aaaahhhhh!!! I should
have said it first!
2. *Awkward silence*...