HWDB- Hottie With a Douche Bag.
Originating in the American Northwest, HWDB is a pandemic sweeping the United States and isolated parts of the globe. HWDB can cause attractive women to accompany lesser humans, only referred to as men, on account of an attached male genitalia. A cure is currently being sought.
and douche bag
Dave: "Cripes! Check out that one, she's smokin!... Oh! Wait, she has HWDB.. how unfortunate.."