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1 definition by ntgalloway

 
1.
-noun

1. A mustache so rich and full that it may be used to sweep the dust off another man's penis.

2. Synonym for molestache.
Hey, check it out! Someone with a mustache like that must only be using it for a weiner sweeper.
by ntgalloway September 07, 2009