1. a shit-covered square of bathroom tissue affixed to a victim's bare back.
-verb (used with object)
1. to forcefully affix a shit-covered square of bathroom tissue to (someone or something)
The baghdad blanket was a nice touch, it really rounded out the drunken shaming of the passed-out douche.
"Dude, back the fuck off before i baghdad blanket your punk-ass"
"I'll never forget when HMA told me about the baghdad blanket..."