1. A bad toupee.
2. A prostitute's merkin.
3. An obscure sexual favor that involves wearing a prostitute's merkin as a toupee.
1. Donald Trump has a nasty fur beret.
2. If you're in to "natural" chicks, just have her wear a fur beret.
3. You were so drunk last night, you asked for a fur beret. You might want to check for lice.
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