Guy: You'll love my smooth dumplings.
Girl: You're what?
Guy: My shaved nuts, bitch!
When pubic hair is shaved off the genitals, with some very short hair left on top, like a military haircut.
"John! I thought you told me you were completely shaven... down there."
"Well, I was, but I let it grow out a little on top so I could have Military Pubes!"
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