38 definitions by not-gonna-tellya
by not-gonna-tellya May 2, 2005
Appropriate punishment for child molesters, baby-killers,and pedofiles. These scum are placed in the exercise yard of any hard-core penal institution and the guards are paid to look the other way for a few hours.
(Name of any child-molesting scum) should receive the ultimate all anal gang bang in addition to his life sentence.
by not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005
by not-gonna-tellya May 23, 2005
The intoxicated passengers in a vehicle who are being driven home from a drunken night on the town by a designated driver.
Last night I was the designated driver, so I had to drive the drunk meat home after we left the bar.
by not-gonna-tellya May 21, 2005
Intellectual challenge whereby contestants:
1. Swim the English Channel while spelling all the words in the Oxford dictionary that start with the letter "E"
2. Rid a bicycle while reciting Ophelia's role from "Hamlet"
3. Run six miles wearing a graduation cap with tassel while singing old college drinking songs.
Winner gets to become a member of the Supreme Court.
1. Swim the English Channel while spelling all the words in the Oxford dictionary that start with the letter "E"
2. Rid a bicycle while reciting Ophelia's role from "Hamlet"
3. Run six miles wearing a graduation cap with tassel while singing old college drinking songs.
Winner gets to become a member of the Supreme Court.
by not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005
Thank God there's Nordstroms.
by not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005
To take revenge on or betray a lying, cheating,weasely ex-lover (as in Scott Peterson and Amber Frey).
If my girlfriend finds out I'm married, she's going to "Amber Fry" me and tell my wife.
That cheating guy is going to get "Amber Fried" by his ex-girlfriend if he isn't careful. She's going to tell the authorities that he is a drug dealer or something.
That cheating guy is going to get "Amber Fried" by his ex-girlfriend if he isn't careful. She's going to tell the authorities that he is a drug dealer or something.
by not-gonna-tellya May 8, 2005