38 definitions by not-gonna-tellya

Cabbage

Luggage that you store in the trunk of a taxi.

When the taxi-driver unloaded me at the all-night combination tattoo parlor and shooting range, he also forgot to unload my cabbage from the trunk.

by not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005

banana hammock

A man's speedo swimsuit.

Look at all of the banana hammocks in Fort Lauderdale.

Look at all of the banana hammocks on the French Riviera.

by not-gonna-tellya May 4, 2005

Ear fuck

Talking trash over the phone because your squeeze is somewhere else having sex.

"Hey, ear fuck me baby. Let's breathe heavily, ask what each other is wearing, and discuss how to get each other get off over the phone."

by not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005

yaappling

Talking incoherently while masticating an apple.

"I was, ummm, mm dlf cnsdnds,.,dms,ds, and then I, ummm, fllieoijln dmsuf, and akddfs, mmm."

"Take that apple out of your mouth! All I can hear is you yaapling!"

by not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005

Peekaboo Patch

The area on a girl's lower back that is exposed between the top of her hip- hugger pants and the bottom of a skimpy T-shirt, often exposing a tattoo above the crack.

Check out the peekaboo patch on THAT one!

by not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005

middlesexy

The skin circumference about the waist of a young lady wearing a skimpy T-shirt and a pair of hip-hugger pants.

She's exposing her middlesexy in that outfit.

by not-gonna-tellya April 24, 2005

afro bush

Lush, unruly, kinky pubic hair.

That afro bush had such thick underbrush and was so overgrown that I lost my wallet and car keys in it.

by not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005