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2 definitions by not arj barker

 
1.
The best comedian ever to be born. And so beautiful at the same time. Creator of shpants. Resides in California.
Smokes a lot of weed
"Im hungry, anyone got some leftover Arj Barker that they wanna share?"
by not arj barker April 21, 2005
 
2.
A world wide clothing line, that legendary Arj Barker founded.
They also produce Shoodles (too much material to be sandals, not enough to be shoes) and Cojacks (to warm to be a jacket, not warm enough to be a coat)
"Honestly you'd think he's never heard the Shpanthem before, dude"
by not arj barker April 21, 2005