2 definitions by noodow4ever

Top Definition
otherwise known as mus-tard. combination between muslim and tard. Derogatory term towards muslims, which is often used as a joke rather than a serious insult.
L: Stop being such a twat you mustard
H: runs away and cries or lols
by noodow4ever July 26, 2010

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Your favorite word on a white mug.

Create a mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the t-shirt

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).

Buy the t-shirt
A phrase describing an action that is considered to be obscenely stupid, with a result that punishes said stupidity. E.g. running away from unwelcome strangers in your living room, tripping over your rug and hurtling headfirst into furniture- waking up in hospital with a severe neck injury and looking like a particularly ugly Charlers Xavier.
Ted- I can't shake off this feeling that I'll be doing a beneke some time soon
by noodow4ever May 29, 2015

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Your favorite word on a white mug.

Create a mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the t-shirt

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).

Buy the t-shirt