A white person, usually male, with a fire crotch and an annoying knowledge of sports. In order for them to be considered a blazehayes, they also must own a pair of Nike Blazers. They also cannot be liked, or be good at sports but be under self impression that they are.
Richie: I heard that LeBron's PPG went up .17%night, but I'm still better.
Bill: Yeah, whatever Blazehayes.