(noun) A term used for character-references to the fictional character of "Edward Cullen" of the Twilight Series books and films by the American author Stephenie Meyer. a Derogatory term to describe a person or object, while referred to as being as such, has none of the typical characteristics, or fails at being a symbol of its/their stereotype, generally in a negative or condescending way. Effectively being a parody, or weak/poor imitation of the genuine.
Edward is a Sparkle-bat... Alucard is a Vampire.
"That's not a Wii-console... its a cheap Sparkle-bat version."