2 definitions by nolawalking

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An illinois toddler fondle is when you are having sex with a pregnant girl while getting a handjob from the unborn child.
"I didnt know she was pregnant until I felt the good ol' Illinois Toddler Fondle"
by nolawalking February 24, 2009
The louisiana ant farm is when ants crawl up a human anus and commence the making of an ant farm, complete with tunnels. The effect is known to be therapeutic and similar to that of accupuncture.
I fell asleep in the woods and woke up with a Louisiana Ant Farm!
by nolawalking February 25, 2009

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