1. When three gay
men suck each other off in a big homosexual orgy
while a fourth gay man reads aloud from Perez Hilton
2. The sexual act of fucking
the shit out of a dead male tiger
3. An attempt to sneak a grasshopper
(otherwise known as a Mexican
) into american soil, only to be pulled over by a black
police officer and engaging in a gay interracial three way
1. Don: Hey, did you read Perez' new blog entry?
Matt: No, Juan read it while Tom, Bill, and I engaged in a San Diego Sausage Roll
2. Dude, Charlie Sheen
is fucked up. Not only does he have a tiger's blood, he had a San Diego Sausage Roll with it before siphoning the blood to balance the cocaine in his Martian wizard system.
3. When my landscaper was caught by border patrol, we had a San Diego Sausage Roll to get him off the hook. I think the nigger
gave me AIDS