"Laino" is one very colourful bulgarian word which resembles to the maximum the word "Shit" but "laino" is quite more smelly and larger... just because it derives from Bulgaria :D
-Taka mirishesh na laino, che vse edno si baral Pora
-You smell that hard like shit as of you have touched The Weasel!!
(The Weasel is a bulgarian well known person who smells BAD)